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The good thing about being stuck on the Jungle Cruise: how often do you get to do a panorama of the elephant bathing pool?

oh my god 
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*drops food on floor*

germs: go get it! quick!

king germ: no.. we must wait 5 seconds.. it is the rule

my favorite thing about this post is that germs have apparently gained enough sentience to develop a form of monarchy

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if cicadas can sleep for 17 years and then wake up only to scream and fuck so can i

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where are the notes this is beautiful
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Marilyn by Ed Feingersh in March 1955.
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"You wrecked me and
I apologized."
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"People say smoking pot leads to other drugs, no it leads to fuckin carpentry" - Denis Leary

I love people 

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